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World Cup 2010 foodballers

In celebration of the World Cup in South Africa, I’ve mutated footballers with different types of food. I have literally no idea why. Peruse the results below.

Frank Yam-pard (England)

Broccoli Sagna (France)

Michael Cress-ien (Ghana)*

Aaron Lemon (England)

Park Pea-Sung (South Korea)

Nemanja Spinach (Serbia)

Robin van Pear-sie (Netherlands)

Gael Peach-y (France)

Ricardo Gauva-lho (Portugal)

Benoît Assou-Apricot-o (Cameroon)

Pepper Reina (Spain)

*Despite being part of the Ghana squad, Michael unfortunately didn’t manage to make it to the first game of the tournament without being eaten by Diego Maradona.

ILLUSTRATIONS BY KYLE PLATTS, WITH ASSISTANCE BY RUPERT MURPHY

2 Responses to “World Cup 2010 foodballers”

Sam says:

August 7, 2010 at 11:59 am

Awsome. Broccoli Sagna looks like Bjork
steven says:

August 29, 2010 at 3:40 am

funny

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