One word to describe Wiley’s past year would be ‘mental’. But the same could be said about any of the years the grime godfather has been in the public eye since he is, without question, insane. His current weapon of choice for unleashing his schizophrenic stream of consciousness is his Twitter account, which he uses to bombard anyone who’ll listen with his own incomprehensible brand of half-baked witticisms and increasingly surreal threats of violence, often sounding like an old drunk bloke on the back of the bus who tries to grab your crotch. Regardless of his foibles, he’s definitely our favourite man ever, and to celebrate, here are his best tweets of the year.
1. If i went down on mz bratt her toes would curl up trust me
2. Big up cliff richards ……i wonder if cliff will release a xmas song this year
3. curry and tits is nasty you stink you chicken jalfrezzi
4. RADIO 1 in the house royal wedding style mistajam and nihal having a chat whilst eating pigs in blankets on a tooth pick
5. if you dissed me while i was in jail i wiil run up to ya old gran in the super market and say boo so loud she will shit her codweb knickers
6. and hitler fuck you too even tho you had good mics to record with neumans still fuck you bro
7. I wish Liverpool and London was one place liverdon or londerpool
8. i will throw Bombay potatoes on you
9. Downton abbey lol
10. When Wiley has got his thinking cap on it’s dangerous what he can make happen
11. im tryna invent the 1st flying car and airmotorway so there wont be accidents
12. I’m more reckless than your mums African shoes at the bottom of the stairs
13. Big up Harry redknapp tell the tax man to fuck off as well ….lol
14. im not 40 u dusty tramp go tell ya mum i said your house smells of mash potato
15. If you a big fellow take care on jet ski’s
JAMES EDWARDS
