A mere handful of people read this website regularly (which is understandable since it’s updated so infrequently) so most of the traffic comes from search engines. I, unfortunately, have access to the search terms used when people arrive here. Below is a list of the most inane, odd and depressing.
Can you wear t-shirts in Faces Gants Hill?
Sex, drugs, dubstep
What to wear as a nerd
Why do Dizzie Rascal uses lot of slang?
Nigella Lawson saxy
How do u wank someone off?
Why do deaf people get special treatment?
What does a recovering heroin addict eat for dinner?
Can my flatmates have friends round?
Why does Coca-Cola make me go the toilet?
Nigella Lawson rubs herbs into her tits