Yep | Top 10 most curious things Wiley has said on the RWD Magazine forum

Top 10 most curious things Wiley has said on the RWD Magazine forum

Wiley, the borderline mentally deranged enigma and godfather of grime, has been spouting his wisdom on an internet messageboard frequented by angry children. Here are the best rants and most peculiar phrases he has come up with on the forum so far.

10. your mum stinks of ralgex
9. I Have Never Touched Crack That Makes Me Not A Crackhead
8. Im Richard The King Of England
7. oi b4 i punch ur mum up be quiet you tramp
6. I Jus Wanna Die Now Im Goin Mad You Know What Im Goin On Holiday And When That Tunes Done Its Course I Will Come Back Dont Even Talk To Me About That Tune Ever I Will Smash Up Ur Car If You Even Say To Me Wiley I Love That Cash In My Pocket Tune
5. [On his ex-manager, who he blames for changing a verse in “Cash in My Pocket”] John Woolf I Am Gonna Get You I Promise 1 Day You Will Pay For This You Tramp I Hate You
4. both ur parents are experiencing the credit crunch i aint
3. Im Alive Im Alive No Im Not Dead
2. you dont need to send me a virus im already a virus walking round the street
1. bill you are 2 face water melon head