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Top Chumps: Rudeboy

It is said that if you live in London you are never more than ten feet from a rat; the proximity to a rudeboy is probably the same, if not less. It’s impossible to walk the streets of any major city in the UK without seeing these zombified dolts skulking about with a look on their face that combines disgust and perplexity – like they have just been told where babies come from. They appear to have nothing but complete contempt for everything around them and, unsurprisingly, terrify almost everyone over the age of 40. If you’re a middle-class teenager heavily into UK hip-hop and want to piss off your very pleasant parents, read below to find out how to get the look – but please don’t try and fake the accent.

Osama bin Laden karaoke song

This video is much better, I’m sure, than the one of bin Laden being shot in the eye.

Things that are no longer acceptable to do once you pass the age of 16

On a worryingly frequent occasion a friend will say to me, ‘Have you seen the latest episode South Park? It’s so funny!’ to which I will reply, ‘I took the step into adulthood a long time ago. Feel free to join me.’ You see, some things are just no longer acceptable once you pass the age of 16 – no matter how much of a penchant you may have for them. Here is a list of some of those things.

I’m feeling the polar opposite of everyone in this video

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The four best placards at last week’s anti-Daily Mail protest

Last week, as part of a national protest against benefits cuts, a demonstration was held outside the offices of the Daily Mail to express outrage at the newspaper’s demonisation of the disabled. Here are the four best placards I saw protruding from the swarm of mainly bemused-looking protesters.

Hi I’m THE Charlie Sheen and I’m here to tell you about a couple things. Are you sitting comfortably? Of course you are; you’re a member of the pale drifting world of the ‘normal’, your very being is a metaphor for safety and caution and fear and apathy – you’re the untermensch, a glorified fungus with less radical ideas per lifetime than a retarded sea cucumber. I soar majestically above your idle posture and safe government-approved entertainment choices, like a shaolin robotic eagle of the future riding a cosmic mercury surfboard on a tsunami so big it makes what happened in Japan look like a fart in a child’s pathetic paddling pool.

A photographic tribute to Blackburn Rovers stalwart Chloe Sevigny

Michel Salgado – who uses the alias Chloe Sevigny when working as an actor and model – has been described as the ‘the hardest person in the world…. a genuine psychopath’ by former teammate Steve McManaman. But anyone who has seen any his movie appearances – especially his, er, very intimate scene with abject twat Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny – will know that behind that tough-guy exterior is a total softie. Let’s take a look at some snaps of him on the pitch that show his more relaxed, playful side.