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Hate Is a Strong Word

I hate Jamie Oliver
Do you see that ominous, fleshy shadow on the horizon, bulging like an elephantine balloon full of half-digested cheesy-chips and flat Coca-Cola? That, my friends, is something called obesity, and one day soon it’s going to kill us all. We have one chance to avert this impending, chocolate-milkshake flavoured disaster. His name is Jamie Oliver, and he alone can hold back the tidal wave of mayonnaise that’s about to engulf the… Read more

Top Chumps: Rudeboy
It is said that if you live in London you are never more than ten feet from a rat; the proximity to a rudeboy is probably the same, if not less. It's impossible to walk the streets of any major city in the UK without seeing these zombified dolts skulking about with a look on their face that combines disgust and perplexity – like they have just been told where babies come from. They appear to have nothing but complete contempt for everything around them and, unsurprisingly, terrify almost everyone over the age of 40. If you're a middle-class teenager heavily into UK hip-hop and want to piss off your very… Read more

Dash
Who else is a bit sick of Uggie? I mean, yeah, he was great in The Artist and that trick where he pretends he’s been shot is really good, but he’s pretty full of himself. You… Read more
Bo Obama
There are few dogs from better 'stock' than Bo Obama; his owner is the current U.S. President who was given him as a present by Ted Kennedy. As such, it's unsurprising just how amazing this little… Read more