America and the shit it has given the world to endure

Yep, I hate every single person, place, object and entity in America. Okay, I don’t. But that doesn’t mean I don’t hate a great number of things that America has given to the world. And it also doesn’t mean that I won’t list a selection of these things for you now.

Here is some of the shit America has unashamedly excreted into the world for us all to endure, as well as other stuff I am holding them wholly accountable for:

  • The Ku Klux Klan
  • McDonald’s
  • Napalm
  • My Chemical Romance
  • Twinkies
  • Anne Coulter
  • The popularisation of morbid obesity
  • Frasier
  • Hillary Clinton
  • The phrase “my bad”
  • P.O.D.
  • TV evangelism
  • The constant mispronunciation and misspelling of English words
  • Barney the dinosaur
  • Scientology

See what I mean now? One country is to blame for all of this. And this is only a mere fraction of what I can be bothered to write down. Feel free to add to the list.



3 Responses to “America and the shit it has given the world to endure”

  1. wawa says:
    May 5, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    “I learned everything by watching you, dad”
    –U.S. of America to Golly ol’ England

  2. kips says:
    May 13, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    why you hatin on frasier

  3. Chels says:
    August 6, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    At least Black Frasier was good.

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