JOHN MCDONNELL
Chief Poetry Emperor (and self-appointed CEO)
Layabout who scratches out a paltry living writing about stuff. Has written columns for Vice magazine, thefader.com and guardian.co.uk. Follow on Twitter here.

CHRIS DAMES
Top Producer
Chris is from the US or Canada or somewhere like that and I think he likes to wear baseball caps. He is like the Paul Daniels of web stuff and that kind of thing. He is the man who puts together the spoof ads on the site.

MIRIAM ELIA
Head of Daydreaming
In 1995, Miriam lost her midget father in the Aztec zone of Channel 4’s The Crystal Maze. Miriam earns her living writing jokes and sketches for BBC Radio 4 personalities who are too lazy to write their own material. Miriam wrote a thing about a disgruntled hamster and the BBC made it into a short video thing. She does video stuff like this for the site.

BRUNO BAYLEY
Deacon of Fine Arts and Mutilation
Bruno used to have a really big beard, and while he was carrying this affliction he went to a mosque to do some type of investigative journalism type thing and a Muslim man laughed at his facial fur. He writes stuff and doodles on American Apparel adverts.

JULIETTE HUGHES
Executive Online Hamster Groomer
Juliette is grumpy, anti-social and, like many girls, she loves cute animals. She is the second most prolific writer on the site.

TED PEARCE
Wine Monster In-Chief
Ted is an artist of the lowest order and a massive critic of pretty much everything. He loves drinking cheap red wine, watching cookery programmes and being very angry. His favourite phrases are “WHO GIVES A FUCK?” and “GO FUCK YOURSELF”. He does the occasional bit of writing when he can be bothered to get out of bed.

JACK SAVIDGE
Da Bomb
Jack used to spoon down Nutella from the jar (and has been known to finish a whole jar in one sitting). He is like a real-life Mark from Peep Show. He writes stuff.

JAMES EDWARDS
Kevin Spacey Enthusiast
James is one of those awful student types that everyone hates. The lumpy one from Kasabian once told him to fuck off. He writes stuff for Yep and other things. It’s best just to ignore him

JONNIE CRAIG
Creative Director of the Dark Arts
Jonnie Craig is a lion with a wig on. His contribution to the world so far has been minimal.

DOM TUNON
Bossman
Despite writing just one solitary post (good though it is), Dom is convinced he has some type of very important role in this site. Who am I to argue?

HUGO DONKIN
Junior Assistant Manager, Blockbusters, Croydon
Hugo Donkin did a documentary on donk. That’s what you call fate (I think). He is the genius behind this sexy video.

JAMES PEARSON-HOWES
Yep’s Own Bez
James is dyslexic and a massive karaoke fan. His version of ‘Mr Boombastic’ is something to behold. He takes photos.

JIRO BEVIS
World Champion Monster Munch Eater in the Bath
Jiro is an insufferable moaner who applies MSG – from a salt shaker – to almost everything he shoves into his opinionated gob. There is a rumour (started by me) that he eats Monster Munch in the bath. He begrudgingly does the occasional bit of illustration for the site.

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