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Top Chumps
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Top Chumps: Sloaner
It can be easy to forget that very, very posh people still exist in London. Unless you spend a significant amount of time in the more well-to-do parts of west London you're unlikely to see these frothing thoroughbreds swanning about. When you spot one it's hard not to find yourself transfixed by every facet of their being. They appear frighteningly naive and cut off from the rest of the world; they're so well-spoken and nasal it's hard to fully understand what they're saying; and they're trapped in their own very traditional little fashion bubble, which hasn't progressed one jot in at least the last three decades. Made in Chelsea, for me,… Read more
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Celebrity Mind Raid
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Celebrity Mind Raid: Lana Del Rey
When I look in the mirror – which, contrary to what many of may believe, doesn’t happen all that often – I no longer see Lizzie Grant, daddy’s little girl. No, I see Lana Del Rey,… Read more
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Snapshots
Never forget. Bring home the boys. Bring home the bacon. Alright geeza.
Hate Is a Strong Word
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I hate Jamie Oliver
Do you see that ominous, fleshy shadow on the horizon, bulging like an elephantine balloon full of half-digested cheesy-chips and flat Coca-Cola? That, my friends, is something called obesity, and one day soon it’s going to kill us all. We have one chance to avert this impending, chocolate-milkshake flavoured disaster. His name is Jamie Oliver, and he alone can hold back the tidal wave of mayonnaise that’s about to engulf the… Read more
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Stars and their ears
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Charlie Sheen takes a moment from dominating life itself to cast his superhuman ears over the new Adele album
Hi I'm THE Charlie Sheen and I'm here to tell you about a couple things. Are you sitting comfortably? Of course you are; you're a member of the pale drifting world of the 'normal', your very… Read more
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allow parrin e3 on the hat man died in this battleTop Chumps: Rudeboy
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donWiley's most entertaining tweets of 2011
FUCK YOU PUSSY ASS BITCHES U MAKE FUN OF METAL HEADS OOOH BITCHES LOOK AT YOURSELVES BITCH GAYSTop Chumps: Fashion metal- Also
"Hail up wimpy we aint forgotten how good the food is ....."
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"Welcome to Doncaster...Wiley's most entertaining tweets of 2011
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