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Self-appointed CEOs
Over the last decade the title of CEO has turned from one used to describe someone in an undeniably esteemed position of substantial power – the person in charge of total management of a company – into a cheesy hip-hop cliché.
read moreThe little sign language people who pop up on TV
Recently, it seems impossible to switch on the TV after midnight and find a programme worth watching without an annoying person bouncing around in the corner of the screen. I don’t see why deaf people get special treatment on late night TV.
read moreMBT shoes, the footwear equivalent of Anne Widdecombe
Have you seen these grotesque eyesores? Quite how sticking on a pair of oversized trainers is supposed to turn you from Michelle McManus into Madonna I do not know.
read moreThe “And finally” section of the News
The “And finally” section gives us an insight into how TV news scare-mongerers attempt to manipulate our emotions in pursuit of ratings.
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I hate Jamie Oliver
Do you see that ominous, fleshy shadow on the horizon, bulging like an elephantine balloon full of half-digested cheesy-chips and flat Coca-Cola? That, my friends, is something called obesity, and one day soon it’s going to kill us all. We have one chance to avert this impending, chocolate-milkshake flavoured disaster. His name is Jamie Oliver, and he alone can hold back the tidal wave of mayonnaise that’s about to engulf the… Read more
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Top Chumps: Rudeboy
It is said that if you live in London you are never more than ten feet from a rat; the proximity to a rudeboy is probably the same, if not less. It's impossible to walk the streets of any major city in the UK without seeing these zombified dolts skulking about with a look on their face that combines disgust and perplexity – like they have just been told where babies come from. They appear to have nothing but complete contempt for everything around them and, unsurprisingly, terrify almost everyone over the age of 40. If you're a middle-class teenager heavily into UK hip-hop and want to piss off your very… Read more
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Dash
Who else is a bit sick of Uggie? I mean, yeah, he was great in The Artist and that trick where he pretends he’s been shot is really good, but he’s pretty full of himself. You… Read more -
Bo Obama
There are few dogs from better 'stock' than Bo Obama; his owner is the current U.S. President who was given him as a present by Ted Kennedy. As such, it's unsurprising just how amazing this little… Read more
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How To...
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How to… throw a party
If you are planning to throw a party, I strongly advise you to follow the below instructions to guarantee a good time is had by all. Read more
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All good, apart from the rather tired sexism in the "Girlfriend" section.Top Chumps: Rudeboy
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