Yep | A list of descriptors used by estate agents that could also describe boobs

A list of descriptors used by estate agents that could also describe boobs

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Dealing with estate agents is a traumatic experience (the one who is currently harassing me with daily inane phone calls seems to have the IQ of a pot of creme fraiche) but it can be made more fun by taking some of the most cliched phrases they use and imagining they’re making boob-related double entendres. Look below to see what I mean.

 

1. “Proudly positioned”

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2. “Generously proportioned”

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3. “Perfect for entertaining”

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4. “Lovely features”

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5. “Stunning view”

6. “Original fittings”

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7. “In need of refurbishment”

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By SORCHA DALY